Totally a case of pregnancy-related retardo
So...pretty much I am totally pregnancy-related retarded. I should be stopped.
This is how my morning went:
Drove to the store to fax some papers...
forgot the papers...realized halfway there....
turned around...
ran stop sign I had just gone through (totally by accident)...threw my hands up in surprise....
look over...there's a police man at the other stop sign....wait for it....wait for it....lights flash....
I pull over....he could tell I was feeling quite retarded (and he saw my reaction when I realized what I was doing (hands flailing)) and I have a perfect record....NO TICKET...thank goodness...
got home...got papers...
back on my way to the store....
wrong fax # (pregnancy-related dyslexia)...had to call the company again....Isaac wandered off in the process and I could not find him...whole store on alert.
Found Isaac....fax complete...couldn't wait to go home.
Maybe I should consider confinement for the duration of pregnancy?
This (as in above) is the reason they used to MAKE women stay hidden away until it was all over.
Seriously!
6 comments:
LOL!!!! Pregnancy brains suck big time! I swear my brain is like oatmeal!
You're so lucky to have those Tri-Cities cops! I got a ticket last year for going 35 in a 30.... I'm still extremely bitter about it. Spokane cops suck!
My brain is still not the same as it was before I had kids but nothing is as bad as pregnancy brain!
At least it makes for some good stories!
I feel the SAME way.
Way to go MEL! Take a nice, deep breath and start again. Aren't you glad you're not the only one who has had days like that. Glad you found Isaac!
I tell people all the time that I get dumber with every kid. I'm not sure if I say that for their benefit or mine -- as if to reassure myself that I wasn't always this brain-dead!
That's great! I wish that I had an excuse!
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