So here's how it happened (all by word of mouth....I wasn't home. I was on my way home from the gym). One minute Mini Rob was on his knees rocking back and forth on the rocking chair ottoman. Then, he is on the floor SCREAMING. Rob picks him up (concerned because he is SCREAMING much harder than usual), puts his hand on M.R.'s head and, after pulling it away, notices that it is covered in blood. Rob finds a clean cloth to cover it with (of course it is pouring out blood....it's a head wound...they're like that) and calls me, a bit frantic like ("I NEED YOU HOME.....NOW!"). I'm almost home...........it's a good thing. I take Mini Rob to the ER. He does a pretty good job. He screams a bit when they stick a needle in his head. But really, who wouldn't? When it was all said and done........he ended up with six staples and a pretty nifty head band. We are given instructions to keep a clean wrap on his head for 7 days. What?.....Are you kidding me?!? How the heck are we supposed to accomplish that nearly impossible task? On an 18 month old? So far it hasn't been TOO bad (dripping with sarcasm). We've only have had to re-set it or replace it 10 times, or so (the materials aren't cheap either).
After taking it off a few times, he finally fell asleep. Rob thinks he looks like a injured war hero but he reminds me more of Martin Short (and the lead actress, whatever her name is) at the end of the movie"Pure Luck." "Are.....Are you Valerie?" "Valerie? Valerie?............Yeah, Valerie!" Anyway.....good movie. So.....we have to wait a week to have the staples taken out. Rob thinks we should just take some pliers and do it ourselves (since our DR's office won't do it........seriously, what are they good for?). I think that idea is disgusting and unsanitary. Besides, I know from personal experience (with a c-section) that they don't just pull them off, they clip them in half and the pieces are picked up by a magnet on the tool. Seriously......men are disgusting. Always looking for a reason to use their tools. Barring infection the worst is over. Until the next time............... It's inevitable now.